Ninja's

Ninja.s. All of a sudden, I realize that they.re all over the house, and I do not like it at all! I.ve never seen them, but I just know that they are there! I know they are in my house, and that they have been walking around the house in the last couple of days. I have to do something about it! I have to stop them! From what, I do not know, but I definately have to stop them! Desperately I keep walking up and down the house, searching for them. I have to catch them. What I am going to do if I catch one red-handed I haven.t even thought about yet, but I sure am going to catch them some time. I keep having the feeling that I almost had one, that I almost caught him redhanded on whatever the hell it is he is doing, but I keep coming a split second too late to see him do it!

After running from room to room for a while I find myself on the lower part of the stairs, together with my wife. She.s also annoyed with the Ninja.s, and is trusting on me to solve the Ninja-problem as soon as I can, and of

course I try my best. She whispers in my ear:

.There.s one, sst!. I quikly turn my head in the direction she.s pointing, and see one of the ninja.s at the floor above the stairs, and he.s pretending to just be casual and take a coat, and, even worse, he assumed the appearance of my wife. I feel happy that my wife is next to me, so that I.m sure that the one I see taking a coat is the counterfeit, the filthy Ninja! Confident that I have to be able to catch this one, I start taking off my slippers, as they would make me trip for sure, if I.d try to run after him, especially on those stairs. That.s the big disadvantage of having wooden floors. Though, after taking off the slippers and running up the stairs, I find that the ninja has already gone. All that is left at the place where he was standing is my computer. I don.t realize at that moment that between the coats in the hallway is quite an extroardinary place for my computer, as with a shock of horror I see on the monitor a big yellow advertisement. Angrily I look around to see the rest of the damage, and next to the computer I find a couple of shiney A3 posters, one which is the